Rob and Chris learn about the religions and customs of the most basic of basic bitches. We only know less than one half percent of human history, or at least that’s what Bush and those guys want you to believe. With no more holes to dig, archeologists look to the stars and reminisce about better times. The earliest hominids were either Neanderthals, Cavemen, Vikings, Asian hunters, Guidos, or a combination of all five. Primitive societies looked up to their Magicians, but not the cool kind.
TLDR: Basic Bitches!
