In Part IV of Chapter 12, Rob and Chris learn about Modern Christianity. Coming off the Protestant Reformation, Roman Catholics agree they need to make some changes but to keep it within the family. Just as it is on Earth it is in heaven, the cable package is the way to go, but you’re gonna have to pay a little more for the NFL package. In an effort to seem more hip and cool, the Pope holds the Vatican II and makes some changes to the Catholic Church to make them a bit more modern. Lutherans, Presbyterians, Anabaptists, and Quakers all decide to carve up their slice of the Christian pie, though they are some pretty small slices.
TLDR: Pizza Bagel Friday or Church.