Rob and Chris learn about African religions and definitely don’t do Jamaican accents. The Mozambique legend of Nyambi and Kamonu explains why god left Earth and how much man loved killing animals. The Nuer of the Sudan believed the Higher God wasn’t interested in us boring humans because he’s too busy trying to cum. Some Africans would sacrifice women to appease certain gods, but they had to have a certain body type. No one knows why, but some Africans wait until a boy is 13 years old before cutting their dicks.
TLDR: Hakuna Matata!
