Rob and Chris learn about Sikhism and just how little they care about anything. Nanak, the founder of Sikhism, is unable to hold even the simplest of jobs and decides to leave his family behind to become the ultimate slacker. In his final prank, Nanak covers himself with a sheet, dies and disappears to a far away island to live out the rest of his days eating appetizer samplers on the beach. After Nanak’s “death” his followers create the Adi Granth, which is a best of compilation of all the Sikhist hymns. As the Sikhs grew in number, they started listening to heavy metal, pumping iron, and eating large amounts of meat in order to fight back against their enemies.
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