In Part I of Chapter 8, Rob and Chris learn about Taoism and the chaotic mess that is China. Though we don’t know much about the origins of Taoism, we do know that they eventually turned into wizards that almost certainly hate Halloween. Archaeologists are still digging for nothing, but they’re now joined by one of the most famous archaeologists of all time. When a Taoist reaches the age of 60, their family must do everything they say and give them the utmost respect. Modern Taoist wizards only care about extending their lives for as long as possible by snorting rhino dust and rubbing balls on their face.
TLDR: We love you Pop Pop! (200 years of chaos).
