I don't want to create the ultimate being, but like, we're kinda accidentally close...
Your Dudes are:
Redbeard (Chris)(@DICS_Redbeard)
Zach (Sir Not with a twitter)
and Devon (@Jekkus)
Opening and Ending Music: "Shovel Knight - Strike the Earth Epic Rock Cover" by Little V Mills
https://soundcloud.com/littlevmills/shovel-knight-strike-the-earth-epic-rock-cover
