KMUD Crew performing "Trump-Tiny-Hands Rhapsody" sung to the tune of Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody. Here are the Trump version parody lyrics:
Trump-tiny-hands Rhapsody!
(by Beth Isbell & Freddie Mercury, RIP)
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Electoral college landslide?
No escape from reality!
We open our eyes,
Look up from our screens and weep...
He's not a poor boy, he needs no sympathy,
Because his tact is gauche, his mind is slow
Insulting high, his class is low,
Po-lit-i-cal winds blow, doesn't really matter to me, to me
In Times Square, he says he'll kill a man
Put a gun against his head
Pull his trigger, for the brain dead
Mama, his campaign has just begun
And now we've gone and thrown our minds away?
Mama, o-o-oh (any way the vote goes)
Didn't mean to make us cry
If we elect Trump this time tomorrow
Truth be gone, Truth be gone, as if nothing really matters
Too late, Trump's time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
My body's barfing all the time
Goodbye, to freedoms, we used to know
Gotta leave our rights behind and face the truth!
Mama, o-o-oh (any way the vote goes)
We don't want this guy,
Sometimes wish he'd never been born at all
I see an Orange Cheeto of a man,
Scaramucci, Scaramucci, will you do the Oh Damn Girl?
Trump Tower, Mueller,
Very, very frightening, PEE!
(Spicey-Oh-Oh) Spicey-Oh-Oh
(Spicey-Oh-Oh) Spicey-Oh-Oh
Huckabee-Sanders-e-O
Can we all just say HELL NO-O-O-O-O!
He's just a rich boy, nobody loves him
He's just a rich boy from a rich family
Spare the country please, from this monstrosity
Wisconsin, Ohio, will you change your vote?
Impeach him! No, we will not change our vote! (let us vote!)
Impeach him! No, we will not change out vote! (let us vote!)
Impeach him! No, we will not change out vote! (let us vote!)
Will not change our vote! (let us vote!)
Never, never let you vote!
Gerrymander votes! Oh...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh, Trumpsters please, Trumpsters please
(Trumpsters please, let us vote!)
Beelzebub [insert photo of Trump here]
has a Russian put aside for me, for me, for me!
So you think you're the new king and feed us your lies? (Yeah!)
So you think you're friend Putin is more than a spy?
Oh, POTUS, can't do this to us, POTUS,
Just gotta vote out, just gotta vote Trump outta here
Nothing truthful matters
Anyone can see
Nothing truthful matters
Nothing truthful matters
but(t) PEE!
Any way the wall falls!
