If you dress your elephant when inclement weather hits,
You'd better weigh the benefits of keeping him bare
And bears saying prayers are exceptionally rare,
But you'd better keep an eye aware, and carry a bat
And bats having chats and behaving like that,
Well, they've got some time to clean their act before they gotta fly
And flies wearing tie dye ties and glasses on their eyes
Well they're running out of alibis to keep up with their lies
Animals wearing clothes, they're not what you think you know
They hide behind fabricated truths, and so,
Animals wearing clothes that you may think they sewed,
They abricadabracate all their clothes
The dog wearing clogs, doing sing-alongs
Well, his social skills are not too strong, and so he is an ass
And asses with masses of sweet, raw molasses,
While they act like working classes, they can't work a crane
And cranes with canes and beautiful dames
Don't address each other by their names, instead they use "m'dear"
And deer drinking beer, how the hell did he get here?
It appears he used the pier when he got off the ark
