I hate the beach
The sun makes me tired and the high tide washes the sand man away
I have to say, I hate the beach
I hate the beach, baby
I hate the sun
The burning of skin is and is not a-peeling
I’m not having fun. I hate the sun
I hate the beach, baby
I hate the beach, baby
I hate the beach, I hate the beach, baby
I hate the sand
It gets in places I can’t mention politely
It’s itchy and I hate the sand
I hate the beach, baby
I hate the ocean
It’s less like swimming and more like swirling in a sickening motion
I hate the ocean, I hate the beach
Sometimes the beach is too much
Just ask the Dutch
Other times, it’s just enough
To make you feel like you wanna go
To a place where it always snows
Bundled up in bunches of blankets
I hate the beach
The beautiful bodies lying idly beside me,
So far out of reach, I hate the beach
I hate the beach
