We strive...Not necessarily for good, but we do strive...Let's get this Monday going with Opening Audio...Martha Stewart continues to post thirst traps on her Instagram...We wonder who slides in her DM's...Matthew McConaughey shared that the secret to his and Camila Alves’ 12-year marriage is having switched to a smaller mattress: “We got a queen size where we're shoulder to shoulder.”...A woman wanted to punch an elder in the face for sitting next to her at the doctor's office where there were multiple chairs to sit in...Popular comedian Guy Branum says he was told he was too fat to fly by an airline passenger and says the man assaulted him, leaving him with a bruise on his side...He's a tongue luber...Mission Hospital was temporarily put on lockdown Sunday night after two separate shootings injured three people...According to a report, Disney's market value has dropped $3.87 billion since it suspended "Jimmy Kimmel Live". Even Marvel star Tatiana "She-Hulk" Maslany has called for a boycott...Adele 'in talks to play 2026 Super Bowl halftime show' ten years after turning down...A ‘T.P.’ warning in a Northeast Iowa town expected to have the opposite effect...A Virginia woman recently welcomed her third baby, but says she didn't even know she was pregnant...A public school administrator in Ohio resigned after he was accused of selling the school district's lawnmowers on Facebook Marketplace...Priscilla Presley says her daughter Lisa Marie did have a physical relationship with Michael Jackson...Charlie Sheen was cut off by a Mexican cartel over his massive cocaine consumption...Taco Bell is testing new Double Dipping Burritos for a limited time at participating locations in North Carolina...A teacher was arrested at a middle school in Baton Rouge after she was allegedly caught with cocaine during a random drug search Tuesday...A Nun celebrates her 105th birthday with a round of golf...Orcas have been repeatedly attacking and damaging boats, particularly sailboats, off the coast of Portugal...We will not attack you as long as you listen to this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!
