Have a nice trip...See you next fall...Rizzo kicked off the show today with a real pappy joke...Let's get things going with Opening Audio...A guy was a real Honest Abe...He smashed into a cop car and told him he was drunk and on pills and he was bored...He also said he doesn't like cops...Drivers on Ohio highways continue to create dangerous situations by attempting to get to an exit lane at the last second...Rizzo really worked a Mookie Betts story for a good 15 minutes that really fell flat...An ER doctor talked about some of the crazy stuff he has seen...That Yankee Candle went where? It has a Pumpkin Spice scent...A Florida restaurant cook saves the life of elderly regular after he noticed he hadn't come in for his regular order of gumbo...Lockdown lifted, no threat found after bomb threat at Asheville High School...Taylor Swift could earn $100M by live streaming her wedding...Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have reportedly split after 19 years of marriage...101-year-old Clara White from Le Raysville skydived again, celebrating over a dozen jumps since her 80s, this time with her great-grandson...Reading Rainbow is returning to PBS, but with a new host, Mychal the Librarian. There will also be special guests, including John Legend and Chrissy Teigen...Jimmy Dean and State Fair corn dogs and sausage products recalled for wood fragment contamination...Federal prosecutors are full steam ahead to lock up Diddy, asking a judge to sentence him to more than 11 years in prison following his conviction on prostitution-related charges...The Simpsons are getting off the couch and heading back to theaters in 2027...Kristen Bell regrets not being with more people before marrying Dax Shepard: 'I Wish I'd butterflied around a bit more'...We'd rather you not butterfly around and just spend that time listening to this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!!