In the Studio Today:
Dan
Ken
Critter
Ryan
Summary: "So... I'll call you?" The lads discuss their worst dating experiences, the upcoming release of Deadpool, and what they'd do with a sudden influx of Jordan Belfort-level cash (BESIDES hookers and coke, of course).
Cocktail(s) du Jour:
1. The Bulldog
In a glass with ice:
- 1.5 parts Cherry Brandy
- 1 part Gin
- 1 squeeze of lime
Sip and bask in pure astonishment that the bartender didn't take "Bulldog" to mean:
2. The Colorado Bulldog
In a glass with ice:
- 2 pts Vodka
- 2 pts Kahlua
- 1 pt cream
- 1 pt coke
Get angry because you actually ordered the first one, but chill out as soon as the flavor hits you.
Quote du Jour:
Alex: "Hey, Timmy. Any chance I can crash on your couch tonight?"
Timmy: "Why? So you can jerk off on MY mom?"
Alex: "JEFF'S A FUCKIN' LIAR, TIMMY!"
- Alex and Timmy, Grandma's Boy
Intro/Outro music from Haggis Rampant's new album, "Burly!"
