Summary: Welcome to the 100th episode of this shit show we call Watch Your Mouth Podcast! We appreciate the constant support from listeners like yall which is how we managed to make it to this milestone. This episode we read your comments throughout the semester, play the voicemails you left and of course, go over your epic Zombie Game responses! Here's to another 100 episodes!
***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726***
In the Studio:
Dan
Ken
Critter
Jess
Cocktail du Jour: Champagne
- Bottle after bottle after bottle
Get lots of cheap champagne (or sparkling white wine if you want to be a dick about it) and just drink that shit. We have a hangover drink in this episode, but we got drunk and forgot how to make it. Listen to the episode for the recipe.
Quote du Jour:
Car Rental Agent - You know I cant cook. (laugh)
Neal - (Clears throat)
Car Rental Agent - Yeah well I will see you tomorrow then. Gobble Gobble. (Turkey Call)
Car Rental Agent - [cheerfully] Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?
Neal - Yes.
Car Rental Agent - How may I help you?
Neal - You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks! And you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat!
Car Rental Agent - I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
Neal - And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk, down a fucking highway, and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
Car Rental Agent - May I see your rental agreement?
Neal - I threw it away.
Car Rental Agent - Oh boy.
Neal - Oh boy, what?
Car Rental Agent - You're fucked!
Neal and Car Rental Agent - Planes, Trains & Automobiles
Charity: Wildlife Conservation Network: www.wildnet.org/
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