Confucius say: Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day
Also say: He who let woman on top is screwing up.
Confucius say: Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!
Confucius say: Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time.
Confucius say: Fly which rests on toilet seat gets pissed off.
Confucius say: If you turn an oriental around, he become disoriented.
Confucius say: Man who throw a cat out car window, makes kitty litter.
Confucius say: Woman is like jazz music, 3/4 jazz time and 1/4 rag time.
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
