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A man died and went before St. Peter who said, “Before you meet with God, I should tell you — we’ve looked over your life, and to be honest you really didn’t do anything particularly good or bad, so we’re not really sure what to do with you. Please give us something to work with here, anything , Enlighten us" The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied, “Well, once I was driving along and came upon a person who was being harassed by a group of thugs. So I pulled over, and got bat out of the truck, and went up to the leader of the thugs. He was a big, muscular guy with a ring pierced through his nipple. Well, I tore the ring out, and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering this guy or they would have to deal with me!” “Wow that’s impressive... when did this happen?” “About three minutes ago,”
