What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon? Tennish
I don't have a girlfriend, but I do know a girl who would get angry if she heard me say that.
Last night me and my girlfriend watched two DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye Matey
I tried to catch fog yesterday. I mist.
How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number, you probably haven't heard of it
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't complain
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people
Someone stole my mood ring, I don't know how I feel about that
