This is a song I wrote about/for a Twitch streamer named Art Potato. The lyrics are:
The ground was shaking on the day that Tato came to town.
The townsfolk left their houses For they feared they'd be shook down.
Art nodded to the crowd and gave the folks a friendly wave
While wrestling a bear to its bearish grave.
And once the wrestling match was done
All the townsfolk spoke as one
Who is that man? [who is that man]
That masked man? [that masc man]
That goblin guy whose rugged outfit slays?
His name is Art Potato
One of the country's best he/theys.
The story doesn't end there. Tato and their tardigrade
Spun glass into fine fiber, which they then quickly crocheted
Into a high speed circuitboard, a powerful computer
Which then they used to become vtubers.
And when they went off on a raid,
The raidee's chat would say
Who is that man? [who is that man]
That masked man? [that masc man]
Who makes art seem just like child's play.
Their name is Art Potato
One of the country's best he/theys.
