- Why you shouldnt pursue a law degree
- Drunk and asking Ryne for legal advice at the bar
- Under attack by a hornet
- Hypochondria & Web MD
- Fallen Empire's first show
- The writing process
- Cock & Ball Torture
- Talent Shows are the worst
- Embarrasing an ex & myself at a High School talent show
- "Scotty Doesn't Know"
- Chris V. house show incident(s)
- Ryne is an angry guy
- Not having an entitled mentality starting out
- My worst birthday
- Trust in Blood covering a local band
- Finding local bands on Myspace
- We want that Lay in Ruins love
- "Punk vs Metal 2" show recap (lol)
- "I took a step back and I was like we're gonna kill this guy"
"we're all gonna go to jail"
- "we beat up a guy wearing our band shirt"
"I think we should stop"
- It was very violent back then
- Another Chris V. incident
- "Angry Chris Bum is a dangerous Chris Bum"
- "how angry was I when I was younger?"
- "I wish there were more happy endings to the bullshit we did"
