"Well, half the neighbours steal
half the neighbours feel
so bad about it
half the neighbours grill
half the neighbours
are still mad about it
pout about it grouse about it
until they get one avocado
one avocado, one avocado
one avocado makes three
here today gone forever
head in the hills, head in the hills
cause one avocado, one avocado
one avocado makes three.
Well suburbs got your tongue
city's got your lung
commuting like a crazy
ladders got your rung
escalotors done
cushion up your daisies
one avocado one avocado
one avocado makes three
one avocado makes three
one avocado makes three
half the neighbours grill
half the neighbours still
are mad about it
pout about it
grouse about it
fouss about it
until they get
one avocado makes three"
Joel Banner Baird, lyrics, voice and acoustic bass
jhaffur khan azad darakth, percussion, trumpet, bansuri, piano
