Who gives a shit about NBA All Star weekend? Not us, but we talk about it anyways. Eric Gordon is a Houston Rocket?! It's time to Boogie in NOLA and we disagree on the move. Our Dolphins made some moves too. Tampa desperately wants the MLS, but do they really? Also the streaking Panthers and more outdated references than you know what to do with. Oh, one more thing, Hipster Rick might be literally kissing his own ass soon. Legit!