Max the Marine joins the show to talk about Harris Teeter tuna, Diet Mountain Dew, and whether Alex should continue his internet comment feud with the Burlington, VT community over landlocked Poke bowls.
The gang then reflects on their gun control discussion considering the newest school violence developments, and Max explains why he things we're going to lose any large wars we get into. After going tres serieux, the show ends with Alex ranting about millennial delivery services clogging up his secret visit to the Donut shop, and Max suggests he should trademark "Get off Your App!" Landline, enjoy.