The theme song for my best ever D&D character, the late, the great “Flick the Fabulous” the happy go-lucky gnome bard of the bardic college of glamour. Watch out, his charm is irresistible.
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I’m Flick, the Fabulous, and I’m so glamorous
You just can’t help but be my friend
I’m flick the Fabulous, and if you’re not impressed
Then you haven’t met me yet
I’m Flick the Fabulous, a hit with the populace
Everyone in town knows my name
I’m Flick the Fabulous, in a booming metropolis
You’ll find me at the top of my game
I’m Flick the Fabulous, performer anomalous
You’ve never seen anyone like me before
I’m Flick the Fabulous, and if you’re unscrupulous
Then you’ll probably send me right out the door
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I’m Flick the Fabulous, so very marvelous
Perhaps you’ve heard this all before
I’m Flick the Fabulous, some say fantabulous
You know I’ll win if we’re keeping score
I’m Flick the Fabulous, Put down your Abacus
you can count on me to entertain
I’m Flick the Fabulous, purveyor of cheerfulness
I’m one of a kind, that much is plain
I’m Flick the Fabulous, I’m extra wondrous
Small and quick and filled with charm
I’m Flick the Fabulous, Vessel of cleverness
There’s not a foe I can’t disarm
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I’m Flick the Fabulous, My rapping’s mad zealous
You know my name but I’ll tell you more
I’m Flick the Fabulous, my lyrics are venomous
So watch your back if we’re at war
I’m Flick, the Fabulous, Words sharper than cactuses
My vicious mockery will cause you pain
I’m flick, the Fabulous, with whispers of craftiness
I’m in your head and I’ll hurt your brain
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I’m Flick the Fabulous, resistance is hazardous
So don’t you try to dismiss this face
I’m Flick the Fabulous, it’s hard to stay mad at this
But I’ll tell you again, just in case...
I’m Flick the Fabulous, I’m Flick the Fabulous
Flick the Fabulous is my name
I’m Flick the Fabulous, oh I’m so Fabulous
To forget it now would be insane
