HAPPY (almost) HALLOWEEN and more importantly: WE'RE SORRY! This week, we're discussing the 2004 "movie" VAMPIRES VS. ZOMBIES (also known as CARMILLA, THE LESBIAN VAMPIRE), a "film" that is basically impossible to find without streaming it illegally or paying the director a large sum of money. Why are we doing this? Because Jon made us, that's why!
This movie keeps introducing subplots up until the one hour mark! As such, we start with all the terrible reviews and go downhill from there: the General's Elbow of Justice! A reenactment of Francis Ford Coppola making Sofia star in Godfather III! SO MANY DUMB ACCENTS! Schrob Rombie vs. Ron Zombie! One of the stars of this movie was kicked out of an oceanographic institute due to "forbidden research" on dolphin communication! We speculate on the origin of director Vince D'Amato! GHOST CAR! And once again, the return of Favorite Mall Restaurants!
PLUS: introducing your favorite Dropkick Murphy's ripoff band - THE CROSS BODY BLOCK O'NEILL'S!
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