Dust off your old letterman jacket, make like Ozzy Osbourne and bark at the moon! This week, for no good reason, we're discussing the 1985 Michael J. Fox classic TEEN WOLF!
Listen in on our deepest, darkest secrets regarding wolves that are in their formative years, including: Harsh words for David Foster Wallace! We name America's Favorite Fox! Harsh words for David Mamet! An appreciation for Gravedigger, King of the Monster Trucks! Harsh words for Neil Labute! Mark and Patrick get way too sexual over melons! Harsh words for MTV's Teen Wolf TV show! Our newest billion dollar idea: Bowl-A-Ramen!
Plus, stick around after the credits to hear our lovely parody song "Teen Wolves of Beacon Town!" Follow along with the lyrics below!
I saw a Teen Wolf with a bucket of paint in his hand
Walking through the streets of Beacon Town in the rain
He was looking for the theatre at Beacon Town High
Gonna build a set for a civil war play
Aghooooo
Teen Wolves of Beacon Town X2
Aghooooo
You see him dribbling, going up and down the floor
You better not box him in
Mick and Dragons got annihilated late last night
Teen Wolves of Beacon Town again
Aghooooo
Teen Wolves of Beacon Town X2
Aghooooo
He's the hairy handed man, who surfs upon his van
Lately he's been selling t-shirts with his own face on 'em
You better stay away, bub
He'll steal the ball from you, Chubbs
I'd like to meet his best friend Styles
Aghooooo
Teen Wolves of Beacon Town X2
Aghooooo
Well I saw Michael J. Fox walking with the prez,
Doing the Teen Wolves of Beacon Town
I saw Jason Bateman walking with the prez,
Doing the Teen Wolf too of Beacon Town
I saw a Stiles wearing a shirt that said "what are you looking at dick nose" at Trader Vic's
His sunglasses were perfect
DIP!
Aghooooo
Teen Wolves of Beacon Town X2
Aghooooo
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