With Melky riding solo on the bench, he's calling audibles on the NFL trade deadline with takes as spicy as Eva Longoria's behind. First, he’s handing out his MVPs, shouting out winners who made moves like prime-time players. Meanwhile, he’s sending the losers to the locker room for the ol' “No Fun League” playbook. And as for Jerry Jones…well, let’s just say he’s still running a Hail Mary offense when the league's already in the red zone. Cowboys fans, you feeling defensive?
