WOW THIS IS LATE HUH. WELL, BETTER LATE THAN NEVER? Join us for our discussion of the best films of 2024!
Most Disappointing:
Saturday Night
Dune Part II
Furiosa - A Mad Max Saga
Monkey Man
Salom’s Lot
Joker: Jokers a Deux
The Watchers
The Strangers: Chapter 1: Can You Believe They Already Filmed Two More of These?
Mega-”Back to the Cluuuub”- lopolis
Strange Darling
Abigail
Alien Romulus
Late Night with the Devil
The Exorcism
Standout Moment:
“There is Still Time” - I Saw The TV Glow
“Monstro-Elizasue” - The Substance
“Revisting Mom’s House/Reveal/Shotgun” - Longlegs
“TIME STOP!” - Mega-Poppin’ Off-olis
“Worms” - Late Night with The Devil
“Watching the Videos” - Red Rooms
Playing dress up in the courtroom - Red Rooms
“Just One of those Days!” - Y2K
“Jesse Plemons Jumpscare” - Civil War
“Giant Lady” - Love Lies Bleeding
“I STAND WITH BANK OF AMERICA” - Problemista
“This pool is the best thing to happen this family” - Night Swim
End Credits - Sing Sing
The Ending - “Challengers”
The Rave - Babygirl
The Opening of Anora / The wedding in Anora / whenever Greatest Day played - Anora
Jesse Plemons faking a leg injury and a lady going “Damn. that’s crazy” - Kinds of Kindness
Sue is born - The Substance
Pump it Up - The Substance
A tribute to a freak classic - The First Omen
Demon hand reaches out of [redacted] - The First Omen
“Let me in now and it will be nice!!’ - Longlegs
Defying Gravity - Wicked
The Wizard and I - Wicked
No One Mourns the Wicked - Wicked
“What if we go down there? They could have stuff!” - TRAP
“On the wings of love” scene- Lisa Frankenstein
Santa Art has a gift for all the children- Terrifier 3
MacArthur Park dance sequence - Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
Buster gets busted - Maxxxine
The entirety of Live and Let Dive - V/H/S Beyond
Skye Riley brutally attacks old woman - Smile 2
Best Performance:
Mikey Madison IS Anora in Anora
Cynthia Erivo as Elphaba in Wicked
Ariana Grande as Glinda in Wicked
Miaka Monroe as Lee Harker in Longlegs
Nicolas Cage as Longlegs in Longlegs
Justice Smith as Owen in I Saw The TV Glow
Jack Haven as Maddy in I Saw The TV Glow
Demi Moore as Elizabeth in The Substance
Margaret Qualley as Sue in The Substance
Adam Driver as Francis Ford Coppola’s Self Insert OC in Mega-Slop-opolis
Hugh Grant as Mr. Reed in Heretic
Nell Tiger Free as Sister Margaret in The First Omen
Coleman Domingo as Divine G in Sing Sing
Juliette Gariépy as Kelly-Anne in Red Rooms
Zendaya as Tashi Donaldson in Challangers
Naomi Scott as Sky Riley in Smile 2
Harris Dickinson as Samuel in Babygirl
Nicole Kidman as Romy in Babygirl
Vera Drew as Joker the Harlequin in The People’s Joker
Carolyn Bracken as Danni Timmis / Darcy Odello in Oddity
Jesse Plemons as Rober/Daniel in Kinds of Kindness
Dakota Johnson as Madame Web/Cassandra Webb in Madame Web
Kathryn Newton as Lisa Swallows in Lisa Frankenstein
Carla Gugino as Janet in Lisa Frankenstein
Julio Torres as Alejandro in Problemista
Tilda Swinton as Elizabeth in Problemista
Willem Dafoe as Professor Albin Eberhart von Franz in Nosferatu
James McAvoy as Passy in Speak No Evil
David Howard Thornton as Art the Clown in Terrifier 3
Izaac Wang as Chirs Wang in DiDi
Do Not Go In There Award:
Night Swim (No Contest)
Best Old Movie:
Ryan- Goodbye Dragon Inn, Tony Takitani, Body Double
Karrie- Lady Vengeance, Inside, The Cell
Jurge - The Florida Project, The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover, To Die For
Top 10 Movies of 2024
Francis Ford Coppola’s Megalopolis: A Fable
Longlegs
I Saw the TV Glow
The Substance
Red Rooms
Wicked
Lisa Frankenstien
Anora
Problemista
Challengers
Baby Girl
Didi
Babygirl
Sing Sing
The First Omen
TRAP
Red Rooms
Love Lies Bleeding
Terrifier 3
Nosferatu
