Wedding Dress Dumpster - Jeff Arata
Thanks to Steven Schelling for play keys and joining me on the gang vocals!
Originally Released - Nov. 10, 2020
Lyrics:
My whole calendar is
Filled with events
That won't ever happen
*cough*
My whole calendar is
Filled with events
That won't ever happen
Reminders flash
On my screen
There's a
Severed cat's leg
The muscle rotting
On my neighbor's lawn
I hope
It gets the rest it
Needs
To heal
My whole calendar is
Filled with events
That won't ever happen
Reminders flash
On my screen
The dumpster is filled with
Wedding dresses
That won't ever be worn
Save your dates
Another day
Some kid
Hung from a tree
Plastic
Dinosaurs
I hope
That they grow up to
Cut their strings
And roar
(Solo)
*noice*
My whole calendar is
Filled with events
That won't ever happen
Reminders flash
On my screen
The dumpster is filled with
Wedding dresses
That won't ever be worn
Save your dates
Another day
There's a severed cat's leg
The muscle rotting
On my neighbor's lawn
I hope it gets the rest it
Needs
Some kid hung from a tree
Plastic dinosaurs
Using strings
I hope they grow up
To roar
My whole calendar is
Filled with events
That won't ever happen
Reminders flash
On my screen
The dumpster is filled with
Wedding dresses
That won't ever be worn
Save your dates
Another day
