According to the AAF, nobody is watching the AAF. But the XFL is excited because they've sold eight tickets! Which might be more people than watched Ja Rule in Milwaukee. We discussed that all at the top of today's show before getting into the Ravens' release of Michael Crabtree and where our faith is that new Ravens GM Eric DeCosta will do better at receiver than Ozzie Newsome. At the bottom of Hour 1, PressBox's chief grand poobah Stan "The Fan" Charles joined us in studio for another round of "Five Words Or Less," discussing relevant sports figures like Crabtree, Robert Kraft, Tavon Young and more. At the bottom of Hour 2, Big Ten Network/FOX analyst/reporter Andy Katz joined us to share his thoughts on the Terps after he's seen them a few times recently and we wrapped the show by chatting with CBS Sports HQ analyst/former Marlins President David Samson about why he wouldn't have given that contract to Manny Machado if he were the Padres and what it's going to take for the Orioles' rebuild process to work.