Tape Loop Memories (Copyright 2016 David Stephenson)
There once was a man from Michigan
The land of 10,000 lakes
Oh right, that's Minnesota
I was once never there by mistake
He fought the great war against Canada
But that didn't turn out so great
He was gravely wounded in Canada
But that all turned out to be fake
So he ran thru the bog and he ran thru the willow
He ran but he couldn't get away
He ran thru the marsh and he ran thru the meadow
He ran but he couldn't get away from himself
He vanquished the Vampires of Hollywood
Fueled by a pound of cocaine
Beat back the Witches of Malibu
Burned them alive at the stake
(Chorus)
Now he sits in pain alone
The lights are on but no one's home
Playing tape loop memories
He chopped down the trees of Oregon
Looking for something to fight
But when the sun shines bright in Oregon
It really heats of the old double-wide
(Chorus)
Playing tape loop memories (ad infinitum)
