Patrick and James discuss:
*The slump
*How stupid the slump actually is
*The injuries, oh God, the injuries
*Tyler Clippard is Will Harris until Will Harris gets back and then things are good again
*The AL teams what scare us most
*Keuchel's return
*Dustin Zoolander
*Colby Rasmus weighs in on Nazis and snakes and the moon
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