(chorus)
I can get you almost anything
Just ring the bell
Just ring the bell
What you want on a silver platter
Just ring the bell
Are you hungry?
I'll get a sandwich or some caviar
Are you thirsty?
I'll get some iced tea or hard liquor
Don't ask me how I do it
If I can do it, it will be done
(repeat chorus)
Precious metals?
I can get you gold or silver
Need a clean house?
Folded laundry, sinks all sparkle
Don't ask me how I do it
If I can do it, it will be done
(repeat chorus)
I can't get you a sports car
But I can clean the one you've got
I can't kill the President
But the guy in the next room no problem
(repeat chorus)
How can I be of assistance?
