There's no half measures in this episode, as Dave and Ben spend more time talking about Stoke players they'd like to have a drink with than the upcoming fixture against Burnley.
Fortunately, Jamie Smith from the No Nay Never Podcast was free to have a chat with Dave about The Clarets' season and his hopes for their trip to The Bet365.
And, as a bonus, Nathan Shelley grabbed some audio of Eric Pieters talking about The Potters' season so far, making the Dutchman the first Stoke player to ever appear on this podcast. Making history with every episode.
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