Akletos is a Greek word meaning: Every man is welcome. The ancient Greeks used to have meetings of drinking, eating, and philosophizing. The host could invite anyone even someone off the street that day and all we're welcome as equals.
The reason I called this Akletos: Black Waters Version, is because since this past Monday I have had diarrhea. Last night I did a very Gonzo thing out of anger. If you don't know what Gonzo is; it's a form of journalism created by Hunter S. Thompson. He killed himself in the early millennium. Since then it has become a cultural and cult phenomenon. Back to what I did, I decided I was done with diarrhea and pounded three beers. This made the diarrhea come on in full force. I shat for an hour off and on until the shit was almost clear. I didn't care if I died, I was done with it. My stomach was empty and i decided to mix. Nothing was in my system but, nicotine. Today I have not had diarrhea. I do not recommend this to anyone unless they are at the edge and then call someone first, please!