You and your girl belly up to the bar. She orders a Bud Light (what a shitty beer you think). You order a Rolling Rock (ain't much better, champ). After a few beers and bar fare. Your buddy comes in with yet another girl you want and he's probably cheated on her already. He says some shit and we all laugh. A few beers later he exclaims, "shot time, shot time, mother fucking shot time." He orders a round of 'red headed sluts.' just like his mother would do. She always calls you a sheep fucker..Jesus...
They plop down next to you. The night goes on. Your girl orders a round of shots, 'cherry bombs' this time. So in suite you order a round also. The swilling continues. There's a sexy girl across the bar
you have your eye on while your girl talks to some chick with three DUIs and her loud mouth boyfriend. She won't notice. It's about midnight, more shots. Everyone is drunk you, your girl, everyone even the bartender. The jukebox is playing country and we carry on until 2am when the bartender says it's last call; "you don't have to go home but, you can't stay here!" We stay until three because we think we're special. Stumbling a few blocks away to the apartment building. I hold her hair as she pukes and then put her in bed. I open a beer and pass out thinking about the girl's ass across the bar. I wake up at 5am and crawl into bed. We have to do it again tomorrow...