Man, it's been a long month at my community college. I was going to name this 'Put It On The Needle And Drop It On The Doom', but I found a swizzle stick (plastic coffee stirrer) from a cup of coffee on my floor this morning. I don't know the last time I had a drink of any kind with a swizzle stick. Should I even bother locking my doors?! WTF?! Here's a mix, maybe I'll be raped or murdered tonight by Styrofoam cup drinking assholes. Again, WTF?!
Enjoy your AA coffee in my living room uninvited,
Dj Lipton (Thaddeus Oswald)