It's four am on a Sunday night. The last beer in the twelve pack I bought from the local gas station is about a quarter full and I am done drinking. At least for tonight. The ashtray is so full that when I put out a cigarette another one lights up. I go to the kitchen, I'm rather hungry. I open the freezer and take out a pint of pistachio ice cream. I put it in the microwave to melt into ice cream soup. I'll just throw it against the wall now and go to bed. The cats will enjoy it. I spit in the toilet and fall asleep in my clothes.
Tune in and don't drop out,
Dj Lipton