Every artist must have a public persona they must display to the public to compliment their art. My persona is that I sit brooding all day dressed in black with cape. I only drink coffee and whiskey and, only eat dry toast. I light red candles on my mantle every morning at 5am and cry about my ex-girlfriend. I paint my finger nails black and smoke unfiltered cigarettes. I paint pictures of skulls with snakes on them and cut myself. I am allergic to perfume and sleep standing up. In public I wear white mask to hide my loathing for other humans. I have seven cats that sleep with me and go to bed at midnight. My only friend is a witch who is also a taxidermist. Tuesday's are sage day.