Count Chocula may suck he's a vampire after all. But, he is a fictional character as all vampires are, however, he sucks. I may be Count Chocula or I might not be. The later is truth because, I am not a fictional character. I am not feeding off you like a vampire. I am learning from you as you should be doing from me. Count Chocula is not using you (am I Count Chocula the cereal character?)to hide the fact that you are a flaming homosexual at work or play. I am learning and being influenced by you. You on the other hand are. I am not playing records as someone else or you. I just choose what I see fit. Some good, some bad, some badass. Count Chocula may suck and I may be Count Chocula in this circumstance and may suck but, Count Chocula gives credit where credit is due. As you have learned from me, I have learned from you. You think you are Count Chocula but, you suck also. You, me and Count Chocula. You have to answer to death someday and so does Count Chocula. We are Count Chocula! Did I create the water? Did you create the water? Or, did Count Chocula create the water? Who is Count Chocula? Who is telling the truth about Count Chocula?
"Tip toe through the inferno." -MC 900ft Jesus
(For what it is worth, I know the truth about Count Chocula. You are afraid of Count Chocula. So, you are under his spell forever. Your secret that everyone knows is safe with Count Chocula. Ccount Cchhocula...Choucnt Chirculor...Crantor Chinliknika...