Late one night I was at the neighbor's. There was a New Zealander there. I was drunk as a skunk and enjoying some funk. After I was pretty well lit on some beers and lack of sleep. The New Zealander broke out a small ceramic vase and, asked if I wanted some smoke. I said, "yeah what is it?" The New Zealander said, "Lemonade." I in my drunk state said, "Let's try it out." He packed the pipe and handed it to me. I took a toke and the New Zealander whispered, "heroin." I slumped on the picnic table a mess. I said to myself, "I can't sleep here," and tried to get up. I stumbled and sat back down. Everyone at the table was laughing and having a good time. I stood up again and mumbled something and, began to stumble away like a 1940s drunk. As I approached the road I began to think, are there potholes or cars I need to worry about? I was fading fast. I again, stumbled across the street to my porch. I sat down and started to black out. I saw visions of crystal cities. I woke myself up and said, "I need to let Rocket out (my dog)." I got him and let him out on the lead and sat down again. Boom, I was passing out again with visions of crystal cities. I heard Rocket wanting to come back in, thank God. I stumbled again to the bedroom and went to sleep with the same visions of crystal cities. I woke up the next day and said, I'll never smoke weed with that New Zealander again.
That indecent has very little, if anything, to do with this dj set. In fact it is dedicated to the same neighbor's daughter who I FEEL, am very much in love with. And, have dedicated most of the last few months dj sets to. After pronouncing my love to her and her father I have been ignored with no response. I then had a melt down in the front yard a week later and I am persona non grata in the neighborhood. I will stick it out though. I feel that her and I can be at least really good friends. I observe her in passing doing the same neurotic behavior as myself. In any case. I stand vigilant.
Tune in and don't drop out,
Dj Lipton