Greetings!
Well, if you have made it this far in the application process; you are viable to become an employee of Doofus Corp. We pretend to value our employees, however, we may outsource to other companies and/or hire outside if we see fit. So, join us in the rest of your employment process with an audio transmission by our own Human Resources Director Dj Lipton. In this audio recording we will discuss our company’s culture and mission statement. We hope you find it entertaining and informative. If you agree and create a profile within our company you can begin the rest of the employment proceedings. Within this recording you will find the tools you need to not only become a resident at Doofus Corp. but, as well continue your journey to the New Earth Node 3. If employed you become a wonderful part of our human capital program.
Thank you and God speed,
Slaad Lord of the Insane CEO
2010 NEW EARTH NODE 3 an Illuminati Corp. partner.
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