Well, you made it!
You were one of the few that passed the Dolphin Corp. exams. We take pride in you being one of the smart ones! Now, we will watch TV shows about you. If we could we would have snuff TV and slaves but, there are too many goodie two shoes around. We're privileged that way. We'll contact your family. So, they can believe that you still think it's 1996. After all that's you. Let's listen to some Tool. The pandemic? We already lost a bunch of employees but, you're smarter than that. Oh, Ghetto Johnny the janitor...rest assured he's top notch after all he's part of Dolphin Corp.! He doesn't need to wear a mask that's just him. Oh, BTW, vampires will suck your blood and zombies will eat your brains. That's what they identify with. So, congrats on being a Dolphin Corp. employee. You're the smartest animal in the sea of shit.
Steve Adams CEO