One douchebag defeats another douchebag. Both douchebags become bigger douchebags. Creating more douchebags, and the cycle perpetuates. Until.....
DOUCHEBAG LAND!
The way to defeat DOUCHEBAG LAND is to do something you love. Yeah, the next day you'll have to deal with DOUCHEBAG LAND, but at least you got away for awhile. Any groovy chicks want to move to Portland, Oregon, or Austin, Texas? I have a feeling it's not DOUCHEBAG LAND in one of those places. Honestly, I really need a girlfriend. It gets lonely with just the dog. Just rambling now......
Later, Love Ya, Hate Ya,
Dj Lipton