Dr. Mumford's: Snail Tonic. It's not the chronic. Rub on someone else's skin for the win. Dry it out and put in in a pipe so, they won't gripe. Drink it down. To avoid the clown. Give some to a cop so, they won't stop. Give some to your Mom so, your brother won't glom. Give some to your sad Dad so he will be glad. Give some to your Uncle so he can Funkle. Give some to a junky so, he can get off the monkey. Drink it with wine it's very fine. Pour it on your head before you go to bed. Give some to your cat it's all that. Give it to your dog so, it won't...something. Bigfoot Approved!!!
Dr. Mumford's: Snail Tonic
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Dj Lipton)
