Drakkar Blanc.
Drakkar Blanc is a lesser dragon from the 2nd level of Hell.
Drakkar Blanc Pros: looks mean, tells it how it is, can drink with the best of them, smells like Bay Rum after shave, good with dogs.
Drakkar Blanc Cons: woose, wings too small to fly, beer gut, always wants weed for free, sleeps a lot, not good with children, women hate him because of a curse, refuses to shower.
"What hot skillet mama's in town?!" -Yukotan(sp)