To Whom It May Concern,
I had crawdads, clams, and frog legs for dinner. When I paid for my meal I got in a discussion with the cashier about elephants. They apparently work on farms and lay eggs. I questioned the boy about the egg laying thing. He came clean and said goose or ostrich eggs are called elephant eggs and go for a pretty penny in Thailand. I still question his sources. Here's a mixtape to listen to.
Thanks,
Dj Lipton