A man with a briefcase walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender comes up to him to see what he wants. The man pulls a small man and a small piano out of the briefcase. The small man starts playing the small piano. The bartender is astounded and asks how the man did that. The man puts away the tiny man and tiny piano and says to the bartender, I have a genie in my pocket that grants wishes. The bartender asks if he can have a try with the genie. The man gets the genie out and the bartender rubs the lamp and asks for five million bucks. In a few moments the bar is filled with five million ducks. The bartender disgusted says, I asked for five million bucks! The man with the briefcase says, do you think I asked for a fourteen inch pianist?
