Brand Nubian was quoted as saying in one of their songs, "the black man is God and..." So, I prayed to Sadat X, Grand Puba and, Lord Jamar. I got no response. Then I the Wutang Clan said they were Gods. I said to myself, ah these guys are the real God. So I prayed to The RZA, The GZA and, The Method Mizzer. I even made a sacrifice but, to no avail. So then I said I'll go to Satan since God is dead. I listened to Metallica. They have lots of songs about death and sadness. But, I saw them smiling with plaid shorts on and sandals. I said, to myself again. This isn't real they are not sad. They should be writing songs like, "anger, misery, I'm going shopping and sit in the Jacuzzi with a Belgian Ale. I'm expected to be real and live up to my words, however, not another solitary soul does that. So, I am a Hip-Hop atheist. A rock nihilist. I'm going to go get a beer now and listen to Kenny G at least he's a real G.
Dj Lipton the Seagull
P.S. You got me fucked up...
