So as you know I am a drug dealer. I have gone from selling weed and coke to selling crank and ice to elementary school kids. After I get them addicted I abduct them and put them in cages in my basement. Therein I inject them with heroin and burrow owl DNA. Then I sell them to human/animal hybrid collectors in Nova Scotia. I also have a woman strapped to a gynecologist chair with a taxidermy head of a polar bear (that's my thing) that I have sex with to impregnate her with my seed and inject the embryos with ibex DNA also. To sell to Burmese business men in trade for lion placentas. I also have a large collection of emu beaks that I wear while I dance to Madonna in my living room. This is why I did not get hired as an assistant manager at Taco Bell. If you are interested I have a bridge for sale in Brooklyn, New York and a wooden coin with a buffalo on it. Exhume the body of Ulysses S. Grant and parade it around the town square!!!!!
Thank you and God speed,
Captain James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise Rent-A-Car (We'll pick you up.)