*A Special Bulletin from Napalm Nacho Studios*
Have you let someone sleep on your couch but, after a night of drinking they are up early and fiddling around where they shouldn't be?
Do you have a inkling that your boss is digging in your trash on trash night and, is painfully obvious about it the next day?
Does a friend or family member seek the guidance of a guru or religious leader too, only the next day dump you in the trash like a simple douche bag?
Do co-workers or schoolmates drive by you house or apartment after school or work with no intent of stopping by?
Do you have social media friends that never or rarely comment or even like your posts or efforts?
These and many others are symptoms of Honky Juice. This can even effect black people and even others of different races. Know these symptoms. Recommendations are to ignore these people and/or just go along with their delusions. People affected with Honky Juice will be more than happy to let you agree with them no matter how unguided you feel they are. At this time there is no known cure for Honky Juice. We only have time on our hands to let it run it's course.
Tune in and don't drop out,
Dj Lipton (Representative of Napalm Nacho Studios)
P.S. I personally have found that a few beers may subside the symptoms of Honky Juice. However, one should keep in mind that this may also make you susceptible to Honky Juice's affects without proper training and supervision. Thank you...and God speed us a quick recovery!