People are always obsessed with me. Like I am some sort of big mystery. They are always wondering and prying with things like, 'that's you?' I don't understand why I am so confusing to people. I feel like I am pretty simple. Are people that dumb? Do they just sit around in front of the television and be dead? You can tell which ones are obsessed because they go out of their way to make things awkward and uncomfortable. The saddest one right now is my neighbor Gary Gregory. I think he's in his nineties and cannot seem to leave things be. Dude...you are going to spend the last years maybe days on this planet obsessing about me? That's really sad and pathetic. Find something to do. Take care of yourself. You people are nuts. I thought I was the crazy one. Where are you getting this information about me from also. We don't even talk and I am not living in 1996. I don't think I am that much of a quandry, in fact I think if given the chance most people would find me boring and monotonous. Get a life. An to the fans tune in and don't drop out!